didja ever wonder…

…why middle school boys like to throw stuff at each other and punch each other, even when they’re friends?
…why silly games are fun for middle schoolers, a plague to high schoolers, and fun again for college students?
…why the B string on the acoustic guitar is always out of tune?
…why the youth pastor giggles when someone says G string when talking about acoustic guitars?
…why tweens are in such a hurry to grow up, while college kids want to stay in that holding pattern between youth and adulthood?
…why opposites attract?
…why we tell scary tales as kids? (My daughter is having nightmares about Bloody Mary)
…how colors got their names?
…how God feels when he thinks about you?
…who the first person was to look at a cow’s udders and think, “I’d drink from that.” Probly a junior high guy, right?
…if touching a frog really gives you warts?
…why noses run and feet smell?
…the plural of foot is feet, but the plural of boot isn’t beet?
…you can be overwhelmed, but not whelmed?
…if a turtle loses its shell, is it homeless or naked?